Jim Maijala's Phunk Phiction -- Leave It to Brewer

From: jmaijala@juno.com
Date: Sat, 28 Feb 1998 20:37:32 -0500
Subject: Re: Straight from the horse's mouth...

Now for the comedy portion of our show ...

Yes, it "Leave it to Brewer" starring, Hugh Beaumont, Barbara Billingsley, Tony Dow, and ... Jerry Mathers as the "Brewer" ...

Brewer:
Jeepers Wally, I think that your friend Lumpy is really creepy!
Wally:
Shut up, Brew, or I'll pound you!
Brewer:
Creeeeep! Creeeep! Creeeep!!
Wally:
MOM!, the Brewer won't stop calling my friends Creeps.
June:
Now Brewer, wait until you father comes home.
(Later Ward comes home from the office ... and by the way, what did he do for a living?)
June:
Ward, you need to have a talk with the Brewer.
Ward:
What did he do now, bring home a frog from school? Get into a fight with Gilbert? What?
June:
No, nothing like that. He was calling Wally's friends creeps.
Ward:
Which friends?
June:
Just Lumpy, you know, Clarence Rutherford.
Ward:
Oh, Lumpy's Dad is my boss at work and I must tell you ... I agree with the Brewer!! So I'm going to buy him that drum set he has been wanting.
June:
... NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be continued
Jim's a good mans brother

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